This is the Zombie Princess, a character from The Adventures of Jake and Clay the Human. Art work by Patrick Kendall, he will be the leading artist on this fan-fiction.
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Smog King - #2
Clay tried to open the jar with all his might but could't get it open so he passed the jar to Jake to let him have a go. Jake had been strong as an ox his entire life and he too could not open the jar. Without saying a word they knew the only way to open the jar was teamwork. They decided that it would be best if Jake took the lid end when Jake announced, "You hold the jar, you've always had sticky fingers."
Clay let out a chuckle at that, he thought the play on words was amusing. Jake on the other hand had this whole maniacal thing going on with his laughter, this of course made Clay lose his composure with it all and start laughing hysterically. By this time Jake had totally lost it and he yanked the jar from Clay thrust it to the air as his friend had done before him before smashing it on the ground.
When the jar hit the ground somehow it made an explosion that let out large puff of smoke. The radiation from the mushroom wars must have polluted the pickle.
Or was it something more?
As the smoke cleared they noticed they had splashed themselves with the pickle juice and everywhere the juice had landed gave a pulsing glow that slowly faded away. It was quite eerie, and to make it worse it had become completely silent.
"Whoa", Clay let out in a long breath. "What was that?"
"I don't... I don't know. I mean... I mean the bang and the smoke and the glowing." He went on with this rave for about five minutes.
It didn't matter to Clay anymore he bent over and picked the pickle off of the floor, blew it off as to remove some of the filth it had accumulated , and started examining it. "You reckon It's still good?" It was odd how he always said 'reckon' he wasn't country by any means, in fact he was into hip-hop and techno.
"Does it really matter at this point?," said Jake. "We're starving, I mean come on here!" Jake was clearly aggravated, slowly starving to death will do that to you every time.
Clay let out a chuckle at that, he thought the play on words was amusing. Jake on the other hand had this whole maniacal thing going on with his laughter, this of course made Clay lose his composure with it all and start laughing hysterically. By this time Jake had totally lost it and he yanked the jar from Clay thrust it to the air as his friend had done before him before smashing it on the ground.
When the jar hit the ground somehow it made an explosion that let out large puff of smoke. The radiation from the mushroom wars must have polluted the pickle.
Or was it something more?
As the smoke cleared they noticed they had splashed themselves with the pickle juice and everywhere the juice had landed gave a pulsing glow that slowly faded away. It was quite eerie, and to make it worse it had become completely silent.
"Whoa", Clay let out in a long breath. "What was that?"
"I don't... I don't know. I mean... I mean the bang and the smoke and the glowing." He went on with this rave for about five minutes.
It didn't matter to Clay anymore he bent over and picked the pickle off of the floor, blew it off as to remove some of the filth it had accumulated , and started examining it. "You reckon It's still good?" It was odd how he always said 'reckon' he wasn't country by any means, in fact he was into hip-hop and techno.
"Does it really matter at this point?," said Jake. "We're starving, I mean come on here!" Jake was clearly aggravated, slowly starving to death will do that to you every time.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Smog King- #1
In the land of Guu, there were two young lads named Jake and Clay were hiding in an abandoned shack. It couldn't really be called a shack though, because the gaping hole in the wall prevented it from being labeled anything that resembled an adequate shelter. The two young men looked starved and sickly. After not eating for days you will resort to anything, and it just so happens that they had found a lonely pickle jar.
"Look here Jake!," Clay said as he thrust the jar of pickles into the air to show praise.
A bright glow came from the green liquid holding the pickles captive, as the sun shone threw the jar. Inside the jar was one large pickle, about the size of a pair of Twinkies. Jake started licking his lips, and his right eye began to twitch.
"Well, what are we gonna do? There's only one.," Jake said trying to remain composed.
Clay gave Jake a stern look, "We're gonna split it, cause homies help homies always!"
"Look here Jake!," Clay said as he thrust the jar of pickles into the air to show praise.
A bright glow came from the green liquid holding the pickles captive, as the sun shone threw the jar. Inside the jar was one large pickle, about the size of a pair of Twinkies. Jake started licking his lips, and his right eye began to twitch.
"Well, what are we gonna do? There's only one.," Jake said trying to remain composed.
Clay gave Jake a stern look, "We're gonna split it, cause homies help homies always!"
Just a quick intro
This page is going to be my personal spin on an already conceptualized fan-fiction, brought to light by myself, Clayton A. Shell, and Jacob D. Ullrich. The likelihood of this ever becoming an actual legit spin-off, I doubt it. That truly is not the point!
I just love Adventure Time! I can't get enough of it, its no problem to watch an episode 20-20 times before I'm slightly bored with it. Though I say slightly because I have not yet found an episode that I can't sit down and enjoy.
If you enjoy this blog please check out my other page:
http://professionalwritingforbeginners.blogspot.com/
This blog is a non-fiction writers tool. A must see to those aspiring to be authors themselves!
I just love Adventure Time! I can't get enough of it, its no problem to watch an episode 20-20 times before I'm slightly bored with it. Though I say slightly because I have not yet found an episode that I can't sit down and enjoy.
If you enjoy this blog please check out my other page:
http://professionalwritingforbeginners.blogspot.com/
This blog is a non-fiction writers tool. A must see to those aspiring to be authors themselves!
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