In the land of Guu, there were two young lads named Jake and Clay were hiding in an abandoned shack. It couldn't really be called a shack though, because the gaping hole in the wall prevented it from being labeled anything that resembled an adequate shelter. The two young men looked starved and sickly. After not eating for days you will resort to anything, and it just so happens that they had found a lonely pickle jar.
"Look here Jake!," Clay said as he thrust the jar of pickles into the air to show praise.
A bright glow came from the green liquid holding the pickles captive, as the sun shone threw the jar. Inside the jar was one large pickle, about the size of a pair of Twinkies. Jake started licking his lips, and his right eye began to twitch.
"Well, what are we gonna do? There's only one.," Jake said trying to remain composed.
Clay gave Jake a stern look, "We're gonna split it, cause homies help homies always!"
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